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Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great addition to the series!

Wow, no wonder it took you so long between games, you've got like twelve in one this time. All the scenes are pretty well done, too. Very sexy.

I have to agree though that the "quiz" element is a bit odd... I was able to figure out most of them pretty easily, but one of the things I'd liked about the Meet'n'Fuck series was the lack of obstacles. In porn games, I'd imagine a low percent of people are actually looking for a challenge in acquiring their porn, and most are just trying to find good interactive porn scenes, like the ones you've consistently made. Basically, people want their porn to be easy to get to, and Meet'N'Fuck usually delivers that.

It probably wouldn't be so bad if the quizzes made sense... granted, a few of them actually DID feel like they had a point, as in, the girl would basically say "Oh, so you say you're knowledgeable about [TOPIC]? Well let's see how much you actually know, so I know if you're just lying to me to get into my pants." But on the other hand, a lot of them basically had the girl saying, "Oooh, you're cute, sure I'll come back to your room and have a drink with you, BUT FIRST, A RANDOM TRIVIA QUIZ FOR NO REASON!" That just felt really contrived and forced - if there wasn't a sense of "Why the heck am I doing this?", the quizzes would be much more forgivable.

But great game, though! I personally LOVE the large boobs, unlike the people complaining about their unrealistic-ness - I mean, come on, if you want realistic female figures, go watch some live action stuff, not hentai. ;P Hope to see more great stuff from you in the future! Hopefully with shorter delays though, haha.


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Dadgame Dadgame

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PURE WINNAGE.

Man, I've always loved the Dad series, but this just cranks it up to another level of awesome. :D My only suggestion for improvement would be to *not* disable pausing during boss battles - it's really annoying if you have to go do something that can't wait, and you can't pause. Other than that, epic game.


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Driving Game (Not Done) Driving Game (Not Done)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good start!

This is a pretty good base for a racing game. If you add some actual enemy cars to race against and flesh out the rest of the game more, this could become pretty popular. Hope you finish it.



Mega Pong beta NG Version Mega Pong beta NG Version

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Meh...

This is kinda pointless... the enemy paddle doesn't even have any kind of AI. It just goes up and down the same way over and over... making it "Newgrounds Style" doesn't improve it that much.


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Snake 3000 Snake 3000

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Needs plenty of improvement

You at least got the Snake gameplay down good, but other than that, the game's pretty repetitive and uninteresting... no music, no sounds, lame graphics... also, the text needs some reworking. The instructions at the beginning are in small black letters that are halfway impossible to read when on top of the big snake background picture. The "Game Over" text not only has the same problem with readability, it actually insults the player's skill. The one thing worse than a bad game is a bad game that tells you you suck.

If you fixed it up, made it more unique and original, added interesting graphics and sound, and made the text more coherent, it'd probably be a decent game. As it is, though... definitely not too good. Good luck making it better next time, though.


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Gohan139 responds:

Dude the thing at the end was a joke>>