Alazar88's Reviews

[what is this i dont even]

Game Over

But at least it's not that dang Abominable Snowman this time.

Short-Factor responds:

yeah fuck him he comes out of fucking nowhere

[Spoof of the Colossus]

Nice movie

I never played the game, but this had some funny stuff, I liked it. :D

doctormario responds:

Thanks

:D

[Stick (Threat Signal)]

Pretty good

It's a good job for your first work... however, I dunno how many people will actually see it if it doesn't have a start button. Maybe it was just messing up on my computer, but I had to right click and press "play" for it to do anything. :S

blackrichard responds:

I'll put a play button but if you click the song name it works, thanks for the review :)

[Dadgame]

PURE WINNAGE.

Man, I've always loved the Dad series, but this just cranks it up to another level of awesome. :D My only suggestion for improvement would be to *not* disable pausing during boss battles - it's really annoying if you have to go do something that can't wait, and you can't pause. Other than that, epic game.

[Driving Game (Not Done)]

Good start!

This is a pretty good base for a racing game. If you add some actual enemy cars to race against and flesh out the rest of the game more, this could become pretty popular. Hope you finish it.

[Snake 3000]

Needs plenty of improvement

You at least got the Snake gameplay down good, but other than that, the game's pretty repetitive and uninteresting... no music, no sounds, lame graphics... also, the text needs some reworking. The instructions at the beginning are in small black letters that are halfway impossible to read when on top of the big snake background picture. The "Game Over" text not only has the same problem with readability, it actually insults the player's skill. The one thing worse than a bad game is a bad game that tells you you suck.

If you fixed it up, made it more unique and original, added interesting graphics and sound, and made the text more coherent, it'd probably be a decent game. As it is, though... definitely not too good. Good luck making it better next time, though.

Gohan139 responds:

Dude the thing at the end was a joke>>