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what is this i dont even what is this i dont even

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Game Over

But at least it's not that goddamn Abominable Snowman this time.


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Short-Factor responds:

yeah fuck him he comes out of fucking nowhere


Spoof of the Colossus Spoof of the Colossus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice movie

I never played the game, but this had some funny stuff, I liked it. :D

And deadpenguins... if you haven't even heard of this game, you must have been living under a rock or something? I mean, hello?


doctormario responds:

Thanks

:D


Stick (Threat Signal) Stick (Threat Signal)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

It's a good job for your first work... however, I dunno how many people will actually see it if it doesn't have a start button. Maybe it was just messing up on my computer, but I had to right click and press "play" for it to do anything. :S


blackrichard responds:

I'll put a play button but if you click the song name it works, thanks for the review :)

Recent Game Reviews


Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great addition to the series!

Wow, no wonder it took you so long between games, you've got like twelve in one this time. All the scenes are pretty well done, too. Very sexy.

I have to agree though that the "quiz" element is a bit odd... I was able to figure out most of them pretty easily, but one of the things I'd liked about the Meet'n'Fuck series was the lack of obstacles. In porn games, I'd imagine a low percent of people are actually looking for a challenge in acquiring their porn, and most are just trying to find good interactive porn scenes, like the ones you've consistently made. Basically, people want their porn to be easy to get to, and Meet'N'Fuck usually delivers that.

It probably wouldn't be so bad if the quizzes made sense... granted, a few of them actually DID feel like they had a point, as in, the girl would basically say "Oh, so you say you're knowledgeable about [TOPIC]? Well let's see how much you actually know, so I know if you're just lying to me to get into my pants." But on the other hand, a lot of them basically had the girl saying, "Oooh, you're cute, sure I'll come back to your room and have a drink with you, BUT FIRST, A RANDOM TRIVIA QUIZ FOR NO REASON!" That just felt really contrived and forced - if there wasn't a sense of "Why the heck am I doing this?", the quizzes would be much more forgivable.

But great game, though! I personally LOVE the large boobs, unlike the people complaining about their unrealistic-ness - I mean, come on, if you want realistic female figures, go watch some live action stuff, not hentai. ;P Hope to see more great stuff from you in the future! Hopefully with shorter delays though, haha.


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Dadgame Dadgame

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PURE WINNAGE.

Man, I've always loved the Dad series, but this just cranks it up to another level of awesome. :D My only suggestion for improvement would be to *not* disable pausing during boss battles - it's really annoying if you have to go do something that can't wait, and you can't pause. Other than that, epic game.


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Driving Game (Not Done) Driving Game (Not Done)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good start!

This is a pretty good base for a racing game. If you add some actual enemy cars to race against and flesh out the rest of the game more, this could become pretty popular. Hope you finish it.